"Trevor no longer looked like the eleventh most powerful sorceror in the word, and instead looked like a Trevor. So Oswald had no compunction about telling him what to wear. 'The blue robe,' he said. 'And brush your hair, and clean your teeth, and put an earring on.' (Trevor had a pierced ear - a relic from the only time he had ever been drunk.)

"While Trevor was in his room changing, the first batch of guests arrived, and Oswald was busy with greeting them. So he didn't at first notice when Trevor came back down. Until a gasp spread through the guests, and he turned to see a tall, stunningly handsome wizard in blue descending the stairs, blushing furiously."